Jack Bauer Has Kidnapped Father Christmas!

There's been a rumour about town.

A rumour I knew wasn't true ever since I was little.

People say Father Christmas isn't real but the video below is living proof that he is and that he has been kidnapped by Jack Bauer of the Counter Terrorist Unit.

I got a man on the inside who managed to sneak this piece of evidence out to me.

Now, I'm going in to go get him out and I need all the help I can get...

If you're in, meet me on the corner of Pulteney Street, Bath, outside the Happy Shopper. We can stock up on Haribo there.

If I don't make it, tell my pet goldfish Talula that I love her and thanks for all the happy memories she's given me. She'll know what I mean...

Until then, good bye.